Urm... a little bored... so...
HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE
DUDLEY : How many are there?
VERNON : 36, Counted them myself.
DUDLEY : 36?! BUT LAST YEAR LAST YEAR I HAD 37!!!
VERNON : Yes, but some of them are a bit bigger than last year's!
DUDLEY : I don't care how big they are!
Blown up?! You told me my parents died in a car crash! - Harry
VERNON : I will not pay to have some crack pot old fool teach him magic tricks!
HAGRID : Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me...
MRS. WEASLEY : Fred you next.
GEORGE WEASLEY : He's not Fred I am!
FRED WEASLEY : Honestly, woman you call yourself our mother!
MRS. WEASLEY : I'm sorry George.
FRED WEASLEY : Only joking! I am Fred.
GEORGE WEASLEY : Our job is to make sure that you don't get bloody up too bad.
Can't make any promises of course. Rough game Quidditch.
FRED WEASLEY : Brutal! But, nobody's died in years.
Someone vanishes occasionally.
GEORGE WEASLEY : But they'll turn up in a month or two!
HERMIONE : Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea
to get us killed or worse... expelled.
RON WEASLEY : She needs to sort out her priorities.
No, stop stop stop! You're going to take someone's eye out!
Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's Levi-o-sa, not Leviosar. - hermione
OLIVER WOOD : Scared, Harry?
HARRY : A little.
OLIVER WOOD : It's alright. I felt the same way before my first game.
HARRY : What happened?
OLIVER WOOD : I.. uh...I don't really remember... Took a Bludger to the head two minutes in.
Woke in the hospital a week later.
DRACO : Wait till my father hears about this! This is servant stuff.
HARRY : If I didn't know better Draco, I'd say you were scared.
DRACO : scared Potter... Did you hear that?
HARRY : Come on Fang... scared...
RON WEASLEY : But if he comes back, you don't think he'll try to kill you, do you?
HARRY : I think if he had his chance he would have tried to kill me tonight.
RON WEASLEY : And to think, I've been worrying about my Potions final.
Well of course he was interested in Fluffy!
How often do you come across three headed dogs do you come across even if you're in the trade?
But I told him, I said, I said, "The trick with any beast is to know how to calm him."
Take Fluffy for example, just play him a bit of music and he falls straight asleep.
I shouldn't have told you that. Where are you going? Where are you---? - Hagrid
Kill us faster? Oh now I can relax! - Ron
What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret. So naturally the whole school knows. - Dumbledore
Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. I was most unfortunate in my youth to come across a vomit flavor one.
Since then I'm afraid I've lost my liking for them. But I think I could be safe with a nice toffee. Alas! Earwax! - Dumbledore
HAGRID : Oh. Go on. On with you. On with you now. On with you. Oh, listen, Harry.
If that dolt of a cousin of yours Dudley gives you any grief you can always um...
threaten him, with a nice pair of ears to go with that tail of his.
HARRY : But Hagrid, we're not allowed to do magic away from Hogwarts. You know that.
HAGRID : I know that. But your cousin don't do he?
END OF FIRST MOVIE QUOTES!!! =]
HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS
I thought he got the second bedroom because Mum was afraid he'd turn us into dung beetles
if you put him back in the cupboard under the stairs. - Dudley
I'm sorry. It's our nephew. Verydisturbed. Meeting strangers upsets him, so we kept him upstairs... - Vernon
You best hope I don't put bars on your window, Ronald Weasley! - Mrs. Weasley
Did you now! How'd it go?! I... I mean... That was very wrong, boys. Very wrong indeed.
So, Harry. You must know all about Muggles. Tell me, what exactly is the function of a
rubber duck? - Mr. Weasley
Famous Harry Potter.Can't even go into a bookshop without making the front page. - Draco
Look, Potter. You've got yourself a girlfriend! - Draco
RON : Hold on!
HARRY : I'm trying! Your hand's all sweaty!
HARRY : I think we found the train.
RON : My wand! Look at my wand!
HARRY : Be thankful it's not your neck.
RON : Say it. I'm doomed.
HARRY : You're doomed.
Bloody bird's a menace.. - Ron on his owl, Errol
I... don't... like... spiders. - Ron
Hang on now. I'm drinking nothing with Crabbe's toenails in it. - Ron on the polyjuice potion
You'd better clear off before my bones come back, Dobby, or I might strangle you! - Harry
Weasley's wand causes devastation with the simplest spells. We'll be sending Potter to the hospital wing in a matchbox. - Snape
Make way for the Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through! - Fred
Ugh. Essence of Crabbe... - Ron on the polyjuice potion
RON : But it can't hurt if someone throws something at you.
I mean, it'd just go right through you,wouldn't it?
MOANING MYRTLE : Oh sure! Let's all throw books atMyrtle, because she can't feel it!
Ten points if you can get it through her stomach. Fifty if it goes through her head!
That'd be a cheerful visit. Hullo, Hagrid. Tell us, have you been setting anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately? - Ron
That's Hermione. When in doubt, go to the library - Ron
WOOD : Listen up now. We play our game, Hufflepuff doesn't stand a chance.
We're stronger, quicker, smarter.
GEORGE : Not to mention they're dead terrified Harry'll Petrify them if they fly anywhere near him.
WOOD : That, too.
However... you will find that I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me.
You will also find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who... ask for it. - Dumbledore
Why spiders. Why couldn't it be 'Follow the butterflies'? - Ron
Oh, Harry... if you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet. - Moaning Myrtle
Hello. Odd sort of place, this, isn't it? Do you live here? - Lockhart
A diary that writes back to you!
Honestly, Ginny! What were you thinking?
Haven't I always told you?
Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't
see where it keeps its brain! - Molly
Sorry I'm late. The owl deliverin' my release papers got all lost 'n confused. Some ruddy bird named Errol. - hagrid
END OF THE SECOND SHOW...
it's late though... so as for those highly amusing quotes from the third show.. i will post them later...
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